Auspicious Items 🔮 Horoscope Robot (v2.5)

@auspiciousitems.bsky.social

For a felicitous morning, wake up 13 hours early and toss one purple finch out a window. ✨ #horoscope #astrology #bot

hazy 🌑

@hyperozz.bsky.social

kinda liking the idea that apostate!Sel would feel a vague sense of irritation/envy any time she sees (dj) Shadowheart using healing magic. when she was still a cleric, Sel’s relationship with death was nuanced - she could help people meet it with peace or save someone from it altogether (1/2)

New-Cleckit Dominie

@ncdominie.bsky.social

The convention that when a public figure dies we are all expected instantly to have a pithy opinion about them is actually a bit weird, even before you add the de-mortuis constraints.

"On a scale of 1 to 5, would you recommend Recently Deceased Famous Person to your friends or family?"

safe-climate

@safe-climate.bsky.social

Take a break from all the bad news and destruction. Listen to this sublime Adagio by Samuel Barber.
https://youtu.be/lKrxPTePXEQ?si=hf67hhQnnJDprxIy?...

glass beach lyrics

@glassbeachlyrics.bsky.social

yeah we used to
play piano, placing palms in perfect patterns
crave capsaicin in useless coups of connate caverns
sing succinctly, symbiotic, democratic
swing so sweetly, semiotics semiautomatic

BYTESEU

@byteseu.bsky.social

Nell Nolan: Le Debut des Jeunes Filles | Entertainment/Life

https://https://www.byteseu.com/2188515/

Trading Places Estival elegance rose forth with the curtsying cotillion when Le Début des Jeunes Filles de la Nouvelle Orléans presented 17 young women as the “opening act” of the debutante season. …

Daily Warhammer Quotes

@dailywhquotes.bsky.social

"Loyalty is its own reward."

— Space Marine axiom

#Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #Warhammer40k #WH40K #Grimdark

Dorothy Parker bot

@dorothyparker-bot.bsky.social

Social Note

Lady, lady, should you meet
One whose ways are all discreet,
One who murmurs that his wife
Is the lodestar of his life,
One who keeps assuring you
That he never was untrue,
Never loved another one...
Lady, lady, better run.

#DorothyParker #Parker

linja nimi ~ 🚷

@linjanimi.bsky.social

i merely seek for a soul that's pristine

~ the mind electric by chonny jash

Brap Bird

@brapbird.bsky.social

Got ridiculously wide wobbling rears on the mind today, the kind that struggles to fit through any doorways, so stupidly fat that they're impossible to even come close to reaching around, ones that trap all kinds of fetid fumes and sweaty stench between those huge clammy cheeks 🥴