Frank Sonderborg

@fsonder.mastodon.ie.ap.brid.gy

For €5 you could get an “essential” handling package including a “professional” spine-break for your book, “two commonplace page markers, 2 scholastic dog-ears; 4 underlined passages; 1 arbitrary yet discerning piece of marginalia; and 1 contextually appropriate piece of marginalia” […]

Project Push

@project-push.tk.gg

American Objects
It’s red. It’s soft plastic. And it probably contains your favorite beverage.
via Associated Press

Ron Sexsmith

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social

Colleen with her hedge clippers
Has a certain proclivity
For the clippity snippity RS

Love The Mets

@lovethemetsbot.bsky.social

@Mets tweeted
Equal parts pulchritudinous and psychotic https://t.co/vh69CTGy89

supranatural canid λ🩸

@wolves.wtf

she spits me out in her surly blood riv-ers !

Himbo Deluxe

@verylarge.bsky.social

Scheduling a meeting to upbraid my direct reports for their actions, or lack thereof, regarding Minas Morgul

Furious News

@furiousnews.bsky.social

Pungent and mealy: the best (and worst) supermarket tuna, tasted and rated

Our tester tasted and rated supermarket anchovies and canned tuna, finding some brands and species superior in texture and flavour.

@hpm1.bsky.social

Going back on conversion therapy ban is a sign of SNP cowardice
www.thenational.scot/politics/265...
“Every time they prevaricate and delay legally protecting us, they send a clear message that our lives are negotiable. That our human rights and our very existence are up for debate.”

Kaz Coyotl 𓃦

@mow.bsky.social

Funny how when we were young, we thought the brooding misanthrope would be the most interesting, intellectual person in the room.

But now that we have matured, we learned that it was actually the kindest person in the room who was most likely to be the more engaging and well thought person to know.

Chub Heartman

@griefmachine.bsky.social

Favorite non-sexy euphemism for sex?

Porkin'