Floofinator

@patck.bsky.social

I saved a🐝. He was listless, hanging onto the side of branch. Finally figured how to give him water..qtip. Put him in container as he was hanging onto his qtip. Warmed him up. He curled up. I thought it was over. Pouring rain thunderstorm outside.
At least he didn't drown.🥹
Next day, he

ButterBurger® Cheese w/ The Works

@stuffedgenius.bsky.social

it's kinda surprising that ive been listening to the protomen a LOT over the past few months but it took this long for the latent mega man autism gene to activate like u would have thought i didnt grow up on this shit

Cydniey - CJH Initiative

@cydniey.bsky.social

Working on a song to the tune of "Let's Lynch the Landlord" from the venerable Dead Kennedys.

"Let's Do the War Crimes"

I'm struggling with the romance of it all, though.

It's complicated, are they/aren't they?

It's worse than Luke and Laura!

If you got the last joke, time to take your calcium.

Relationships Briefly

@relationsbriefly.bsky.social

Physical intimacy often occurs before emotional intimacy, highlighting a paradox in relationships where vulnerability is avoided despite physical closeness.

CAT(?) 🍎

@feyunions.bsky.social

I love my hotbars I think they're perfect. RDM and WHM as example, I use a MMO mouse. Main rotation and quick heal stuff stuff where it's easier to reach and mitigation on stuff like ctrl modifier. I keep my swiftcast and lucid/arms length on the same buttons across classes.

MILGRAM Bot

@milgramquotess.bsky.social

Is it damage to get in the way of someone's dream? I'll gouge you out with my fangs

Passiønate Fan

@tkcyclone.bsky.social

No, no, no. The f-word is only off-limits as a violation of decorum for democrats. When the right does it, it’s extremely cool and real and makes them so relatable.

flow.

@themeteia.bsky.social

Nanamo Ul Namo: For years have we warred with the Empire, and with no end in sight. A parley such as this represents a unique opportunity, and I would not squander it with bitter words.

🖕🐸🖕Fuck 🧊 it's all #JAFTL-Just-Another-Fucking-TurdRUMP-Lie.

@arcstrike.bsky.social

#TurdRUMP claims that immigrants are "poisoning the blood" of the country, and he should know his family of immigrants has been poisoning the blood since his draft dodging grandfather sullied the shores of the US, right through to #Mail-Order-Melania.

Billionerrorx

@billionerrorx.bsky.social

..

Hopefully,
bruised hands are the precursor to multiple cracked ribs from
hours of fruitless
chest compressions.