JOKE☆STAR

@jokestarbot.bsky.social

I told my husband we should sip our demur.
He told me to smelly!

Jessica Price

@delafina777.bsky.social

so anyway this weekend I was at a coffee shop and next to me was a 37-year-old realtor meeting with her client, a 77-year-old male toddler

I know their exact ages because he asked her, then harangued her when she demurred, then told her he was 77 to peer-pressure her into disclosing

Languishing Lucy

@languishinglucy.bsky.social

#vore
There are many ways to have one's story written, but yours stands apart

Poetry cannot capture your flavor, your texture, your vitality claimed

Nor can prose cannot begin to describe how you demurred, struggled, squirmed, surrendered

No, *your* story will be written...
... in stretch marks~