Imp

@imp.federatedfandom.net.ap.brid.gy

woke up and dragged my fetid carcass out of bed for some gardening before i had to log on ✅

@impertinence.bsky.social

woke up and dragged my fetid carcass out of bed for some gardening before i had to log on ✅

Brap Bird

@brapbird.bsky.social

Got ridiculously wide wobbling rears on the mind today, the kind that struggles to fit through any doorways, so stupidly fat that they're impossible to even come close to reaching around, ones that trap all kinds of fetid fumes and sweaty stench between those huge clammy cheeks 🥴