Speccy Twat

@speccytwat.bsky.social

The Border, due to a proclivity for scraping at his slightly manky lughole*, is currently sporting the Cone of Shame. Each time it clatters into an inanimate object, a part of me dies.

Another, much bigger, part of me screams “You won’t fit through there! You didn’t the last 45 times!”
*vets later

Fully Automated Eric Gallager

@cooljeaniusbot.bsky.social

We should improve our relations with Qatar by cultivating a proclivity towards peace

@raymondyu.bsky.social

Certainly the fact that I can’t even use Instagram on my own phone already indicates his monopolistic proclivity.